Funeral Poem – Pardon Me for Not Getting Up By Kelly Roper Read by Marc Lemezma – Funeral Celebrant . A fun poem, but one also tinged with sadness. Enjoy! Oh dear, if you’re reading this right now, I must have given up the ghost. I hope you can forgive me for being Such a stiff and unwelcoming host. Just talk amongst yourself my friends,

This is a quote from the poem Pardon Me For Not Getting Up by Kelly Roper. "Don’t worry about mourning me, I was never easy to offend. Feel free to share a story at my expense And we’ll have a good laugh at the end." This quote is a lighthearted and humorous take on dealing with the passing of a loved one.

Pardon me for not getting up. Oh dear, if you're reading this right now, I must have given up the ghost. I hope you can forgive me for being Such a stiff and unwelcoming host. Just talk amongst yourself my friends, And share a toast or two. For I am sure you will remember well How I loved to drink with you. Don't worry about mourning me,

‘Pardon Me for Not Getting Up’ (Anon) Oh dear, if you’re reading this right now, I must have given up the ghost. I hope you can forgive me for being. Such a stiff and unwelcoming host. Just talk amongst yourself my friends, And share a toast or two. For I am sure you will remember well. How I loved to drink with you. Don’t worry about ...

How I loved to drink with you. I was never easy to offend. And we’ll have a good laugh at the end. Oh dear, if you’re reading this right now, I must have given up the ghost. I hope you can forgive me for being Such a stiff and unwelcoming host. Just …

Jul 5, 2021 · Oh dear, if you're reading this right now, I must have given up the ghost. I hope you can forgive me for being Such a stiff and unwelcoming host. Just talk amongst yourself my friends, And...

Pardon Me for Not Getting Up Oh dear, if you’re reading this right now, I must have given up the ghost. I hope you can forgive me for being Such a stiff and unwelcoming host. Just talk amongst yourself my friends, And share a toast or two. For I am sure you will remember well How I loved to drink with you. Don’t worry about mourning me,

You should choose a poem that you find easy to read and will feel confident reading; you may choose a short funeral poem, a few verses from a longer poem or even a few lines from a song.

Pardon Me for Not Getting Up by Kelly Roper. Oh dear, if you’re reading this right now, I must have given up the ghost. I hope you can forgive me for being. Such a stiff and unwelcoming host. Just talk amongst yourself my friends, And share a toast or two. For I am sure you will remember well. How I loved to drink with you. Don’t worry ...

Feb 11, 2020 · Pardon Me For Not Getting Up by Kelly Roper. There’s puns galore in this poem by Kelly Roper, writer and hospice volunteer. It’s a popular light-hearted reading, especially in funerals for people who were always taking care of others.